Barefoot Sock Monkeys

Vegetarians

Lately I have been hearing a lot about people going vegetarian. Which, you know, is grand and all that. But. I have seen shirts that say Vegetarian Revolution, and this one friends status saying “I’ve converted yet another Vegetarian.” 

And I just go, “Really?” 

Cool. Whatever floats your boat. 

I have been a vegetarian (ish) since I was at the tender (not the meat kind of tender) age of 6. For no reason. Some of my closest friends didn’t even know. And then I get together with other vegetarians, and they are all like ” I went vegetarian because of all the poor animals.” or ” I went vegetarian because meat is bad.” Then they ask me why I am a vegetarian. And I say…

“uh… I don’t really remember. I’m sure if meat didn’t make me sick I would eat it more often. Not super often. But more so than I do now.” 

And they all gasp and beat me. 

Okay, not really. But almost really…?

Ha. Can you just imagine these secret underground meetings of vegetarians. They’d have bouncers checking you for meats at the door. Ha.

I’M FUNNY OKAY?!

I did nothing good to contribute to Drama

I apologize.

I apologize Bauer. And all high school students. 

I apologize for being an awful example. Not being a good senior. I skipped class. All the time. I didn’t try. I was selfish. And stupid. And in doing so, I feel I lost a lot of friends. Dyllen. I’m sorry. Kai, sorry. Jordan. I’m sorry also. There is a lot more than those three, but….

I spoke with Jordan briefly. He said ” I realized Children of Eden is what I needed. Les Mis will be what they need. Bauer knows more than us. As does God. And I’m okay with it.”

I wish I could be like you Jordan. Right now, I just think of Les Mis, and I cry. Which is really pathetic. And dumb. And I hate it. Self. Stop being selfish. All you think about is you. I hate you. 

And yet. Here I am being selfish. again. 

I’m sorry I’m not always thankful for everything I have. I take it all for granted. 

Sometimes my mom calls me a bitch. I used to get offended. Needless to say I can now see her point. Really, that’s only happened three times. I don’t know why it doesn’t happen more. 

I think, living alone would suite me. I wouldn’t hurt anyone. So, you know… that’d be nice.

Geez. This is a selfish post.

I’m sorry that I was a slacker and when someone told me to do something, I waited for forever, or I would forget. I think we can blame the whole ‘we’re so poor’ solely on me.

The one act? Yeah. That too.

This week had been hard.

But really. My life is a piece of cake. 

I really just miss my big brother. He’s the one who holds me together. 

I’m sorry I make my friend’s boyfriend mad.

I’m sorry I spend so much money. 

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